Thursday, July 12, 2018

How to Get a Promotion

Lunchtime. Order from Junos on fifth.

Turkey with cheese and lettuce on wheat, side of half a pickle for Dan, stupid boss man. Fifteen meatballs, no bread extra parm for Casey, skinny diet girl. Ham and cheese- plain for Hector the decent one. Caesar salad with cheese and extra olive for Cheyenne the bitch who never has any money. I pay so I don’t look like a fool. A large pizza for the marketing team who act like they are on Mount Olympus.

A little cyanide I’ve been saving for everyone but Hector.

The promotion should be coming any day.

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